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Old Sep 19, 2007, 11:14 AM // 11:14   #41
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I'd just map travel out.

or ... tap into my supply of juicy hecket legs
Am I not the only one with a stack of these in my inventory??
its fun dropping these during pug runs.
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Old Sep 19, 2007, 12:10 PM // 12:10   #42
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No one ever thinks about the vegetarians?
There's ice all over the place! ICECREAM FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Exactly, NO ONE ever thinks of the vegitarians.

PETA - People eating tasty animals.

Wheres the beef.





P.S. To each there own!
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Old Sep 19, 2007, 12:46 PM // 12:46   #43
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Horny Children!
I would eat vekk...Hate that guy.
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Old Sep 19, 2007, 02:03 PM // 14:03   #44
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Why is this thread in riverside insead of offtopic?
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Old Sep 19, 2007, 02:38 PM // 14:38   #45
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haha that cracked me up, which means i would prolly be doing the same thing
Rofl thanks... her top makes me want to take a bite out of something anyway.
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Old Sep 19, 2007, 09:06 PM // 21:06   #46
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Could Zed still walk with 3 legs?
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Old Sep 19, 2007, 09:59 PM // 21:59   #47
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Could Zed still walk with 3 legs?
Probably, but that meat would probably be really stringy and tough.
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Old Sep 19, 2007, 10:29 PM // 22:29   #48
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If it's eating food, probably Zhed since he's a horse (close enough to one).

If it's not food, then Livia and Cynn
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Old Sep 20, 2007, 12:16 AM // 00:16   #49
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I'd do the quest where you have to collect 2^64 succulent juniper meats. I mean if it's a quest there has to be that much meat lying around right?
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Old Sep 20, 2007, 12:53 AM // 00:53   #50
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You know, we run around all of Tyria, Elona, Cantha killing all sorts of creatures, and all we take from them is a tooth, a bobble, a tail, a single scale, maybe a femur..... how about for once we STOP BEING SO WASTEFUL and just eat the damn carcass. So much wasted food potential no wonder there are people poor and starving in Cantha.....

http://www.vgcats.com/ffxi/?strip_id=2

As for the avalanche, just go a little futher north and a big wurm shows up. Kill it and you have food for a week. I hear the mandible is quite a delicasy...
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Old Sep 20, 2007, 02:26 AM // 02:26   #51
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Well, what I'd do, instead of eating anyone, is simply cast Mark of Rodgort on the snow blocking the way out, slash at it with my FDS, swim out, then try to make it back to Droknar's Forge before I freeze solid.
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Old Sep 20, 2007, 02:33 AM // 02:33   #52
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Mmmm....

what I would have going on under the snow with Livia, Cynn, and Herta would be enough to melt the ice.

Might have to kill and skin Zhed first to get a comfy blanket though.
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Old Sep 20, 2007, 03:34 AM // 03:34   #53
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Assuming I've just capped Maw, I'd say me and my whole party are good. Just a camping trip really.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.

*eyes Zhed*
Lol I'm suddenly picturing Zhed looking at you with a Fireball in has hand, eyebrow raised and saying "Go ahead and try it two-legs". Of course when you back down he calls you a bitch.

*shrug* Zhed can be fierce.
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Old Sep 20, 2007, 06:35 AM // 06:35   #54
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It has been found the Donner party did not eat themselves. The animals they brought most likely. The cannibal theory is no more than an urban myth now. That being said, I think Brutus the Wallow would last you at least a week. If you could stand the smell. rofl

Actually it has been found some members did eat others to survive

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Old Sep 20, 2007, 07:59 AM // 07:59   #55
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I would eat the big Norn woman

But not in the way the thread is asking for it
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Old Sep 20, 2007, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #56
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I would eat everyone, then escape the cave to find a search party. I would lead them back and eat them too. And I would live forever.
You Ravenous son of a gun, you...
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